😅 75+ Corny Dad Jokes
That Are So Bad, They’re Hilarious!

Whether you’re stuck in traffic, making a grilled cheese sandwich, or just dropping a classic pun at the dinner table, our Corny Dad Jokes are your go to source for guaranteed groans and giggles. Overflowing with cheesy one-liners and delightfully bad punchlines, these jokes make ordinary moments feel hilariously extra no eye roll refund necessary!

🥱 Corny Dad Jokes

  1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    Because they don’t have the guts.
  2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho cheese.
  3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two-tired.
  4. What did one wall say to the other?
    “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
    He made a mint.
  7. Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing.
  8. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta.
  9. Why do melons have weddings?
    Because they cantaloupe.
  10. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down.
  11. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.
  12. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
    Because some relationships don’t work out.
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Corny Dad Joke about a math book with too many problems

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  1. Why did the math book look so sad?
    It had too many problems.
  2. I used to be addicted to soap…
    But I’m clean now.
  3. What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meow-tain.
  4. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.
  5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.
  6. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloos it together.
  7. Want to hear a construction joke?
    I’m still working on it.
  8. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
    Because they’re shellfish.
  9. What’s brown and sticky?
    A stick.
  10. I used to play piano by ear…
    But now I use my hands.
  11. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
    1Forrest1
  12. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia…
    She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
  13. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she’ll let it go.
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Corny Dad Joke about an irrelephant elephant

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Perfect for extra corny moments full of groans and giggles

  1. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
    An irrelephant.
  2. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged.
  3. I would avoid the sushi if I were you.
    It’s a little fishy.
  4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
    It’s fine-he woke up.
  5. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
    A trom-bone.
  6. Why was the stadium so cold?
    Because there were a lot of fans.
  7. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    It felt crummy.
  8. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
    Sneakers.
  9. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  10. How do you make holy water?
    You boil the hell out of it.
  11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up.
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Corny Dad Jokes about a magical Labracadabrador dog

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Plays on “grate” like cheese grater + dedicated dad jokes

  1. What do you call a dog that can do magic?
    A Labracadabrador.
  2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
    A pouch potato.
  3. How do cows stay up to date?
    They read the moos-paper.
  4. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  5. I don’t trust stairs.
    They’re always up to something.
  6. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
    Because then they’d be bagels.
  7. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
    It was in tents.
  8. Why was the calendar so popular?
    Because it had a lot of dates.
  9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one.
  10. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    Fsh.
  11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything.
  12. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    “Supplies!”
  13. Why was the computer cold?
    It left its Windows open.
  14. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
    Because they’re so good at it.

😅 More Corny Dad Jokes to Keep You Groaning!

  1. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
    A can’t opener.
  2. How does a moon cut his hair?
    Eclipse it.
  3. Why did the chicken join a band?
    Because it had the drumsticks.
  4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet.
  5. What did the zero say to the eight?
    Nice belt!
  6. Why did the picture go to jail?
    Because it was framed.
  7. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer.
  8. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
    Hi, bud!
  9. Why are elevator jokes so classic?
    They work on many levels.
  10. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
    Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
  11. Why was the belt arrested?
    For holding up a pair of pants.
  12. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
    Roberto.
  13. Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers?
    Because you don’t want to press your luck.
  14. How does a taco say grace?
    Lettuce pray.
  15. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
    Bison.
  16. Why did the cow win an award?
    Because it was outstanding in its field. (Yes, again, but now it’s cornier! 😂)
  17. What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
    A Toy-Yoda.
  18. What happens when frogs park illegally?
    They get toad.
  19. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
    This tastes a little funny.
  20. Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
    He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
  21. How do you catch a squirrel?
    Climb a tree and act like a nut.
  22. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
    Because it ran out of juice.
  23. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.
  24. Why don’t bananas snore?
    Because they don’t want to wake up the bunch.
  25. Why did the cookie cry?
    Because its mom was a wafer too long.

Q1: Are these Corny Dad Jokes appropriate for kids?

Absolutely! These corny dad jokes are 100% clean and safe for all ages. Whether you’re cracking a pun at the dinner table or making your kids laugh on the ride to school, these corny classics are family-friendly fun.

Q2: Can I use these jokes in school events or classroom activities?

Yes! Corny Dad Jokes are a hit at spelling bees, assemblies, and talent shows. They add light-hearted energy without crossing any lines just the right amount of cringe!

Q3: Are these jokes too cheesy for adults?

They’re cheesy on purpose and adults secretly love them! Whether it’s an office icebreaker or a dad trying to embarrass his teenager, these jokes work like a charm.

Q4: Can I write one of these jokes in a birthday card or lunchbox note?

Definitely! Corny Dad Jokes add just the right touch of humor to birthday cards, sticky notes, lunchboxes, or even emails. They’re simple, silly, and smile inducing.

Q5: Do these jokes work for themed events like cheese parties or pun nights?

Absolutely! Corny jokes are a natural fit for events where puns, cringe, and laughter are welcome. Bonus points if there’s actual cheese involved. 🧀

Q6: Are these Corny Dad Jokes original?

Yes! Our jokes are handpicked and crafted to be pun-packed and refreshingly original. No stale leftovers from the internet only freshly baked cringe!

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Check out this solid collection at Parade: 200 Corny Jokes Funny, Cheesy Humor for Adults and Kids — includes a variety of silly one-liners, punny classics, and fresh additions you’ll love p


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