Funny Dad Jokes
That’ll Crack You Up!

Looking for a laugh? You’ve come to the right place!
These funny dad jokes are the perfect mix of silly, smart, and
just plain ridiculous. Whether you’re a dad, know a dad, or just
love that classic “groan-worthy” humor, this list will have you
chuckling in no time. Let the eye-rolls begin!

    1. Why did the vacuum apply for a raise?
      Because it was tired of getting pushed around!
    2. What do you call a factory that makes good jokes?
      A satisfactory.
    3. Why did the coffee file a police report?
      It got mugged.
    4. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
      Because then it would be a foot!
    5. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
      Sofishticated.
    6. Why did the egg hide?
      Because it was a little chicken!
    7. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
      Because they’re always up to something.
    8. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
      Yellow!
    9. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
      In case he got a hole in one.
    10. Why don’t skeletons ever go on vacation?
      Because they don’t have the guts.
    11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
      Supplies!
    12. Why was the math book sad?
      It had too many problems.